My LP
I really wish this part was about me cutting an album. Unfortunately in this case “LP” stands for Lumbar Puncture. They may literally stick a needle in your back, but it’s figuratively a pain in the tuchus. I’ve had 7 lumbar punctures in my lifetime. All occurred in 2013 when they’d take out some spinal fluid to test for cancer and then put back some chemo “just in case.” It was especially fun when they needed to train one of the residents so the guy sticking that needle in your back might try a time or two before they didn’t nick a nerve or hit bone.
Thankfully the spinal fluid was always clear. This time was no different. Unfortunately I usually had side effects from the LP. This time was no different. Now on the plus side, this time wasn’t as bad as my worst LP. That was when I couldn’t stand for a week without headaches and nausea. This time around I can at least stand and move around a bit. Riding in cars is difficult and I get a headache if I stand up too fast, but both are manageable. Usually the side effects will pass once the fluid balances back out. Hopefully that is sooner rather than later.
